21 March 2010

Wladimir Klitschko Still Destroying Weaker Opponents

By Fidel Martinez at 4:01 PM.

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Wladimir Klitschko retained his WBO and IBF heavyweight titles by defeating Eddie Chambers in Duesseldorf, Germany last night. The fight itself was on the boring side, at least until the final seconds of the twelfth round. At that point, Klitschko realized who he was and just knocked Chambers out cold.

20 March 2010

The One Where Katherine Heigl Nearly Flashes You

By Fidel Martinez at 6:54 PM.

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Actress Katherine Heigl was accepting her “Female Star Of The Year” Award at ShoWest when, all of a sudden, her red dress decided that it wasn’t having any of it. The left strap tore, nearly exposing her breast in front of the audience.

19 March 2010

The Perfect Game: Like The Sandlot But With Mexicans

By Fidel Martinez at 3:08 PM.

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Check out the preview for The Perfect Game, a new film about the Monterrey baseball team that won the 1957 Little League World Series. As the title indicates, it’s sort of like The Sandlot– one of our favorite movies growing up– but with Mexican kids.

Güeys Of The World: Hilary Rhoda Will Be Coming To A Sports Game Near You

By Fidel Martinez at 2:12 PM.

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Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you a model/potential sideline reporter, how to pretend to be a sports fan, and the coolest fictional guns ever conceived. Enjoy.

South Park’s Retelling Of The Tiger Woods Story Is Offensive, But Then It Gets Funny

By Fidel Martinez at 11:52 AM.

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We mentioned on Monday that South Park’s season premiere was going to poke fun of Tiger Woods. Turns out that assessment wasn’t entirely accurate. What we should’ve said is that Trey Parker and Matt Stone were going to completely obliterate Eldrick and his so-called indiscretions.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Will Teach You How To Pick Up Women

By Fidel Martinez at 11:11 AM.

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Not only did Michelle “Bombshell” McGee wedge herself in between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, but it turns out that the tattoo model also dispenses advice to men on how to get a girl. Bombshell McGee partook in a seminar in which she dispenses sex, relationship, and seduction advice.

Fotopost: Tony Owl

By Fidel Martinez at 8:29 AM.

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Meet Alby, a skateboarding barn owl that lives at the Folkestone Owl Rescue Center in Southeast England. The 13 year-old bird uses his flight’s momentum to push himself on the skateboard.

18 March 2010

The Tiger Sext Messages

By Fidel Martinez at 5:23 PM.

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Earlier this morning we got a heads up that Joslyn James, Tigerstress # 8, was going to release many sexually explitict text messages –or in the parlance of our times, “sexts”– sent to her by disgraced golfer Tiger Woods. She wasn’t kidding.

Güeys Of The World: The Day After St. Patrick’s Day

By Fidel Martinez at 1:55 PM.

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Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you the aftermath of St. Patrick’s Day, a guy changing his name as protest against the war on drugs, and a live stream of spring breakers in Panama City, Florida. Enjoy.

Man Wins Lottery Days After Finalizing His Divorce

By Fidel Martinez at 11:05 AM.

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Kevin Halstead, a 50 year-old British bus driver won the lottery a day after his divorce was finalized. If this isn’t the greatest way to stick it to your ex-wife, we don’t know what is.

Fotopost: In A Sky Far, Far Away

By Fidel Martinez at 9:46 AM.

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A man rides a hot air balloon in the shape of Darth Vader’s head as part of the Putrajaya Hot Air Balloon Fiesta in Malaysa.

Our Six Favorite Big Star Songs (The Alex Chilton Tribute)

By Fidel Martinez at 8:44 AM.

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Alex Chilton, lead singer and guitarist for power pop band Big Star, passed away yesterday. As a tribute, we’ve compiled our six favorite Big Star songs.

Penelope Cruz And Her Gay On The Cover Of Vanity Fair

By Cindy Casares at 8:41 AM.

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Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar are on the cover of Spain’s April Vanity Fair issue.

17 March 2010

Tala Restrepo Gets Paid To Make You Want Her

By Fidel Martinez at 4:27 PM.

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Tala Restrepo is a model who is amongst the most recognized women in her native Colombia. Check out why she’s also one of the most pined for women in the South American country.

Heidi Klum Goes Topless For Allure Magazine

By Nacomprende at 4:18 PM.

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Heidi Klum goes topless for Allure magazine. Fine, we’re allured.

England National Team’s Misfortunes Continue: John Terry Runs Over Security Guard

By Fidel Martinez at 2:45 PM.

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Chelsea footballer and former English national team captain John Terry is really working hard at pissing off the karma gods. In the wake of banging his former teammate and friend Wayne Bridge’s lady friend, the dude ran over a security guard yesterday.

Güeys Of The World: Erin Go Bragh-less!

By Fidel Martinez at 1:14 PM.

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Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you a gallery of St. Patrick’s Day hot girls, five underground hip hop albums from 1997-2003 that you need to know, and more St. Patty’s Day-related links. Enjoy.

Michelle “Bomshell” McGee Is Jesse James’ Mistress

By Fidel Martinez at 11:40 AM.

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Earlier today, we told you television personality/West Coast Choppers owner Jesse James cheated on Hollywood cash machine Sandra Bullock with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, a tattoo model. Check her out

Our Five Favorite Irish Drinking Songs

By Fidel Martinez at 10:04 AM.

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It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means that if you’re not drunk, obnoxious, and out of control by now, that means you’re doing something wrong. To help you get to that perfect state of pissed-drunk, we’ve compiled a list of five perfect Irish drinking songs.

Fotopost: Surfin’ Peru

By Fidel Martinez at 8:10 AM.

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Domingo Pianezzi rides a surfboard with his Alpaca Pisco at the San Bartolo beach in Lima, Peru.