7 November 2009

Katrina Hodge, The Combat Barbie, To Represent England At Miss World 2009

By Fidel Martinez at 8:08 PM.

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Meet Katrina Hodge, the England representative for the Miss World 2009 competition to be held in South Africa in December. Katrina is gorgeous, but what sets her apart from her fellow contestants is that she also knows how to handle herself with a gun.

Sammy Sosa’s Skin Is Whiter, Looks Like He Saw A Ghost

By Fidel Martinez at 4:51 PM.

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Former baseball player Sammy Sosa is in the news again, and this time it’s not because of steroid allegations. The Dominican pelotero was spotted looking much whiter than usual at the 2009 Latin Grammys held in Las Vegas.

6 November 2009

Four Hairless Animals That Makes Us Think The Apocalypse Is Coming Soon

By Fidel Martinez at 7:55 PM.

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They say the beginning of the end will start when weird shit keeps happening all around us. Well, lately there has been a string of hairless animals popping up everywhere. Surely this can only be a sign of the day of reckoning.

Jason Rodriguez Is The Orlando Shooter

By Fidel Martinez at 3:18 PM.

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Police have taken 40-year old Jason Rodriguez into custody for the deadly mass shooting that occurred in downtown Orlando earlier today. Rodriguez is suspected of killing one individual, and injuring five others.

Watch Yankee Parade Live Here

By Cindy Casares at 1:10 PM.

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Get a front row seat to the Yankee Parade Live right here. It’s starting momentarily.

Fotopost: A-Rod’s Dungeons & Dragons Character Is Most Likely A Centaur

By Fidel Martinez at 1:02 PM.

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Fans submitted images of Alex Rodriguez as a centaur to BuzzFeed after US Weekly reported that the New York Yankees player has not one, but two paintings depicting himself as this mythical creature in his bedroom. We thought this was the best submission.

Friday Night Lights Review: The One Where We Visit The Dillon Projects

By Fidel Martinez at 11:47 AM.

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Alright güeys, it’s Friday yet again, which means another review about the football telenovela known as Friday Night Lights. This week’s episode, “After The Fall”, features more of what white people think black people are like, which is always worth a good laugh. Let’s kick things off.

Dan Rather Plays “Would You Rather” With Gonzalo Cordova At NY Comedy Festival

By Cindy Casares at 11:00 AM.

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Elizabeth Lambert, Evil Soccer Chola For New Mexico, Will Cut You

By Cindy Casares at 10:30 AM.

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5 November 2009

New Argentina Jersey Looks Alot Like The Old One

By Fidel Martinez at 7:03 PM.

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Vapur: Cheap and Convenient Reusable Water Bottle Will Make You An Environmental Hero

By Fidel Martinez at 5:44 PM.

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A company from Thousand Oaks, California has come up with a pretty ingenious product aimed at making consumers more environmentally conscious. Vapur is a reusable water bottle that can be flattened when empty, so it’s not bulky and an inconvenience to carry around.

Güeys Of The World: Model Ria Antoniou Makes Us Want To Visit Greece

By Fidel Martinez at 4:20 PM.

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Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you Greek hottie Ria Antoniou, some cool self-defense gear, William Shatner being a funny mofo, and sports commentator Gus Johnson apologizing for being a racist. Enjoy.

Fort Hood On Lockdown After Shooting From Multiple Gunmen

By Cindy Casares at 3:55 PM.

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BREAKING: Fort Hood Army base in Killeen, Texas experienced a “mass shooting” today at approximately 1:30 PM CT.

UPDATE: 3: 51 PM CT:12 soldiers are dead, 31 injured. One shooter, also a soldier, has been killed.

Fotopost: Kickass, Sleek Watch For Blind People

By Fidel Martinez at 2:09 PM.

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Check out designer Julien Bergignat’s Tact’, a protocol watch targeting blind people. Tact’ employs two rotating circles with raised bumps instead of minute and hour hands.

Five Greatest New York Yankees Titles Of All Time

By Fidel Martinez at 12:38 PM.

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The New York Yankees are World Series champions yet again, after they beat the Philadelphia Phillies in six games last night. Despite what the haters might say, this is the best sports franchise of all time, winning a grand total of 27 titles. In honor of the recently crowned champions, we have decided to list the five greatest Yankees’ World Series victories. Where will this year’s victory end up? Let’s find out.

New York Yankees Fans Celebrate At Times Square, Think They Won The World Cup

By Fidel Martinez at 11:21 AM.

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4 November 2009

Wife Allergic To Husband’s Sperm

By Fidel Martinez at 5:37 PM.

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Bad Nicolas Cage Movies That Should Have Told Us He’s In Financial Trouble

By Fidel Martinez at 4:17 PM.

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Nicolas Cage is broke. Though his financial woes may come as a big surprise to many, we’re not entirely shocked. One only needs to look at his acting resume over the past decade or so to see that Cage does not have the best decision making skills. Here’s five of his most cringe inducing flicks from that period.

Los Angeles Dodgers Pitcher Vicente Padilla Accidentally Shot In the Leg

By Fidel Martinez at 11:38 AM.

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Five iPhone Apps That Make You Say WTF

By Fidel Martinez at 10:35 AM.

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One of the perks of having an iPhone, other than showing everyone who doesn’t have one how you’re better than them, is that there are so many applications available to you on the iTunes store.Most apps aim to make your life easier. Others are just plain weird, like the ones we feature below.