Giovani Dos Santos Pledges Allegiance To The Lisp

If you're looking for greener pastures, just head down to your local soccer pitch. Recently, Spain has given away citizenship to soccer athletes like strip joint flyers are handed out on the Las Vegas strip. It seems that allegiance to a country is now determined by how many times you can break a goalies wall. Giovanni Dos Santos is just the latest high profile star to pledge allegiance to the conquistador's banner, with Ronaldinho claiming worship of the Magna Carta on Monday. The result? Immigrants everywhere are rejoicing that the code to bypassing lengthy citizen petitions has been cracked. We're positive soccer camps will spring up in the wasteland of the US/Mexico border some time soon. Consigue Giovanni Nacionalidad Española [El Universal via VE Futbol]