‘Golden Boy’ Oscar De La Hoya To Whore Out Brain, Again

The Los Angeles Times reports that Pretty Boy Oscar De La Hoya has decided to keep plastering his trademark “I’m a pussy” grin on our pay-per-view channels. The notorious MAP (Mexican-American Prince), who had announced he would retire, (but then cashed that 45 million dollar check after Mayweather ran through him like a morning jog) has decided, for some uncanny reason (cha-ching) to extend his career. We don’t mind, considering a prima donna turned vegetable will be a once-in-a-lifetime event. So, we say “Fight On!” vato. It’s our duty as voyeurs of destruction to cheer on this wanna-be singer and seed-sprayer (he has four little golden punks with three different chicks). Seriously, who wouldn’t whore themselves out to boxing for some chedda?
Let The Standing Count Begin [LA Times]