Ozzie Guillen’s Team Sucks, Resorts To Cheering For The Other Sox

Resorting to cheering for another team is all you have left when your team has the same chances of reaching the playoffs as Pete Rose has a chance of getting into the Hall of Fame. Ozzie Guillen, manager of the Chicago White Sox, has declared his favorite team to win the American League is the same team that beat the snot out of his stank-ass White Sox this past weekend: the Boston Red Sox.

I think Boston is the team to beat in the American League.

Well you and everyone else there blabber-mouth. Ozzie’s revelation was probably propelled by Boston’s ravaging of the once dominant White Sox. We’re not a big fan of manager’s throwing in the towel with a full month left in the scheduled year, but acknowledging your team sucks is like basically asking for an early vacation. We’re sure White Sox players will now be dueling between overtime strip-bar engagements and extra time in the massage parlors outside the stadium.
Guillen Likes Red Sox To Win AL [Yahoo Sports]