Adriano Has Forgotten How To Count Sheep

Inter Milan striker, Adriano, confessed to using that old Nyquil remedy to help himself catch some z’s. His time in Inter last year saw the Brazilian star drop out of the sky like a shit rocket out of a 747 and El Universal caught up to Adriano earlier this weekend to tell why.

At that moment, I didn’t desire to sleep or do anything positive. I obsessively thought about my problems, so I would drink to help me sleep. I lost a year and a half of my life, but it is something that can happen to anyone and it happened to me.

Yeah bro, we’ve all bludgeoned our liver for naps once, twice, or twenty some odd times. So when you feel like you can’t sleep, do what we’ve all grown accustomed to doing: watch replays of MLS games.
Adriano: Para Poder Dormir, Tenía Que Beber [El Universal]