ECW Wrestler Shelley Martinez Wants To Roll Around On A Canvas With You

12 September 2007, 4:47 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Professional wrestling has taught us that big breasted body-slammers are exactly what we’re looking for. Recently disowned ECW goth-barbie Shelley Martinez, is trying to make a professional comeback.
The pro-wrestler, known to adoring fans as ‘Ariel the tarot reading fortune-teller’, has her eye on man-handling opponents instead of the boob-to-boob action she’s accustomed to. The diva reported on her website that she wants to wrestle men. She points out that her Lucha Libre experience and 34DD bust as reasons to let her shine and if wrestling with robust knockers is not enough reason to plaster her on our WWE viewing schedules, then we don’t know what it will take. Bookies say 3-1 she’ll make a comeback and make grown men lick their television screens like a dog with peanut butter stuck under his tongue. That is, if nightmarishly sexy goth chicks are the trend.
Check out the snippet of Shelley in a ‘bikini brawl’ last year, after the jump.