Jose Mourinho Throws In The Towel

If we thought the shit-talking sound bytes were good before, they are sure to only get better now. Chelsea FC coach Jose Mourinho axed himself a few hours ago from his position as manager after Chelsea could only muster a tie against a team that is the equivalent of an AYSO girls club. Sources reported that Mourinho sent text messages to his top five players last night telling them he was leaving, (we did this same thing to our last girlfriend). Our homies at The Guardian reported:

Mourinho is understood to have sent text messages to five players at 6pm last night and by midnight the entire first-team squad were aware that he had left.

‘The Special One’ is now wallowing in some hot tub in Portugal eating over-salted grunion; and with the way Chelsea have been playing, we don’t really blame him.

Manager Mourinho Leaves Chelsea [BBC]
Jose Mourinho Leaves Cheslea [Guardian]