Maradona Crazy Watch: Diego Gets Facelift So You Might Forget What He Looks Like

We apologize for the tardiness on this story, but it just came to our attention that the Argentine-swine, Diego Maradona, scurried along to Columbia in August to reduce his paunch chin and get some cosmetic dental surgery. Doctors in Columbia successfully treated Maradona, adding a few extra tweaks to his requests.

We diminished the number of wrinkles on his forehead and between his eyebrows. We also raised his eyebrows so that he could have an even more expressive look.

We don’t think Diego is particularly vain, so we’ve come to the conclusion that he’s aiming for a permanent disguise from all the people that think he’s a fraud. Thankfully for us, our rucas can’t live without our love handles.
Maradona Gets Cosmetic Lift In Columbia [AFP]
Para Verse Más Bello [Espn Deportes]