Notre Dame Fan Snuck Into Game Dressed As A Priest, Came Out A Jackass

The Irish administration is reeling after a fan uploaded a 6-minute video of himself sneaking into the Georgia Tech game of week one by sporting Catholic priest garb. (We tried that ruse as the tiger handler for an LSU game once, and wound up getting mauled.) YouTube has since taken down the clip, which featured said imposter giving the thumbs up underneath the Notre Dame locker room’s “Play Like A Champion Today” sign, slapping fives with the players as they stormed the field, and making out chatting with a TV reporter. University spokesman Dennis Brown said all it took for ushers to forget about checking his credentials was the fake camera crew that followed him around:
“A group like that would need to request a credential, a field pass,” Brown said. “(But) it looked professional enough that clearly the ushers at the gate were deceived and made a mistake.”
We just hope the guy’s costume was more convincing than the one seen here. (No little boy would let that man any where near his anus!)

The fall-out from this so-called security breach includes “emphasizing the procedures” Notre Dame already has in place. Translation? If he notes any suspicious behavior, Charlie Weiss will eat you.
Imposter priest sneaks into ND game [Sports Illustrated]
Image [Google]
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