The Art Of The ‘Drive-By’: By David Navarro

Its the finest move in a grudge match: punch a distracted target and take off running like a schoolgirl being chased around the playground by the fat bully. Machochip wasn’t around eight months ago to report on Valencia’s David Navarro sucker-punching an Inter Milan player after a Champion’s League match, but now that he’s out of solitary confinement (he was suspended by UEFA for six months), we wanted to remind him of his wuss-move. Navarro told sports daily AS:

I know I set a bad example and I recognize I committed an error and had to pay for it. Now, after completing my sanction, I will be able to smile again.

Well, no, not really. You basically mugged someone on the field and then left squealing like a baby pig running from an oven roast. That means you’re a panzy. We’re not sure if this is a Spanish thing, or just a La Liga thing, but where we come from, a rib shanking would be sure to follow.
Check out video of the squealing pig after the jump.

Navarro Back In Action After Six-Month Ban [Reuters UK]