Today’s Sports Cheaters Suck: McLaren Formula-One Comes Under Fire.

From steroid users to coaches sending spies to steal signs from opposing teams, we’ve been inundated with stories of cheaters getting caught with their pants around their ankles. The latest saga takes us to Italy where Formula-One racing group, McLaren, just received a 100 million dollar choke hold and some reduction of points for spying on their opponents.

The case broke open in July when a 780-page technical dossier on Ferrari cars was found at the home of McLaren’s chief designer, Mike Coughlan, who later was suspended. Ferrari mechanic Nigel Stepney, who allegedly supplied the documents, was fired.

Come on! That’s like leaving the mota on the living room coffee table for your mom to find. Now don’t mistake us for the the moral police. We don’t get paid for that. What has us scratching our heads is, why the sudden screw ups? We’d appreciate a little more cunning and a little more effort fellas. Our prediction: Bill Belichick should be wary of a culo-ramming from the NFL soon.
McLaren Fined $100M In Spying Scandal [Yahoo Sports]