Anyone Going To Be A [Butte] Pirate For Halloween?

A tipster sent us a blurb about Cracked: a “laugh so hard you chorro” website that pokes fun at, well, everything. They recently compiled a list of the wackiest sports team names across the globe (Butte County High School “Pirates” pictured) and distributed multiple winners to different categories. Among the categories were “Non-Threatening Animals”, “Non-Threatening Inanimate Objects”, and our favorite “Sounds Dirty”. Though most of the names appear to be concoctions of stoners and/or geek squads, we were struck by a few that had us shooting morning cereal milk through our nostrils.

Abstract Concepts

• Thailand Tobacco Monopoly (Thailand fútbol team): Seriously, this could have been a lot worse.

Non-Threatening Humans

• King Faisal Babies (Ghana’s Premier League): Ain’t nothin’ like a Saudi prince’s babies to strike fear in the hearts of opponents. Maybe the babies come with fangs?

Sounds Dirty

• Rhode Island School Of Design Nads (College): What numb-nuts stoner infiltrated the Fashionistas and computer geeks to come up with this one? Fine. “Gooo Nads!”
• Deportivo Wanka (Peruvian Fútbol League): Sounds like a rough sport for juveniles. No affiliation with Willy.
• Young Boys Bern (Swiss Fútbol League): Well, it’s better than “Young Boys Wanka”

The World’s Most Ridiculous Sports Team Names [Cracked]
Image [Cracked]