Australian Rugby Fans Duped By Their Own “Don’t Ask, Just Drink” Rule

Turns out the French have some ludicrous law that forbids alcohol distribution at sporting stadiums, so this year’s Rugby World Championships are as dry as abuela’s teta. It was a shock to two drunkards from Australia who caught the Wallabies match against Japan and ended up drinking pints of urine-colored water.

It wasn’t until the end of the match that we realised, because we started with a bit of a buzz after having a drink beforehand. We had one each in the first half and four beers between us in the second half and when the game ended we were sober!

So why did it take four pints to figure out they weren’t even buzzing? Oh, right, Australians are the offspring of convicts and pirates.
Rugby: Cup With No Beer Catches Keen Wallabies Fans On The Hop [New Zealand Herald]