De La Hoya Trades Boxing Trunks For Mesh: We Knew It All Along

Warning: this is one of those moments that will haunt you for the rest of your life, but don't you dare look away. A full spread of De La Hoya's best Betty Paige impression was released, and someone (or a savvy cross-dressing De La Hoya figured out a self-timer) captured the boxing champ posing like a damn Suicide Girl. So what exactly is going on here? Maybe the wife is a backstabbing seductress who promised him a blowjob if he'd dress up like her and then leaked these photos. Maybe, one of his four other mistresses caught him in an odd mood after losing to Pernell Whitaker and he was 'acting out'. Maybe, he's just a closet cross-dresser playing "a normal day in Thai town" in his living room. We're not sure if our eyes will heal from this because at this point they are as wide as the fishnet above his shoulders. Alex, we know you're in tears somewhere in Brooklyn. If you want to torture yourself a bit more, (or your into this sort of thing), peep more of the nasty-side of De La Hoya after the jump! And just like that we're fucked for the rest of the day. Presenting Miss Oscar De La Hoya [X17, via Deadspin]