Fake Soccer Turf, Russian Victories, And Voodoo Spells; What More Can We Ask For?

So Russian fans decided to cast some voodoo spells on the English national team to help them win. Um, bruja, I think it worked.

Russian fans resorted to bizarre measures for success, hiring a voodoo priestess to curse three English players, the Tvoi Den newspaper reported Tuesday. Instead of using a voodoo doll, however, the fans used matryoshka dolls embossed with the pictures of Joe Cole, John Terry and Frank Lampard, the newspaper said.
“They will have a problem with speech,” the Haitian priestess said after cursing the players, Tvoi Den reported. “Apart from that the lads could unexpectedly have problems with their legs — apologies for the details — between their legs. Nothing serious. Simply some small discomfort, lethargy, ache and if all goes according to my plan, an itch.”

We didn’t acknowledge Terry, Cole, or Lampard grabbing their crotches at any time, so we’ll just assume the obvious: England are overrated. P.S. Do you think Chivas USA fans put a spell on David Beckham?
Joe Cole, John Terry and Frank Lampard have their Man Parts Cursed [Offside]
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