Heads Up: We Welcome Our Fútbol-Playing Robot Overlords

25 October 2007, 3:00 PM. By Alex Ferreyra

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  • It looks like our future will include robot soccer players that, with Artificial Intelligence, become better than their human counterparts. But what will the Brazilians be best at then? [Lion In Oil]
  • Speaking of which, Milan keeper Dida had his Champions League ban reduced from two games to one. Keep it up, buddy, and you’ll be replaced by the DX-3000 in no time. [Fox Sports]
  • The Phoenix Suns Leandro Barbosa hurt his ribs when he went for a loose ball, sidelining him for the rest of the pre-season. It’s okay, he’ll be ready to shut down Kobe like a Colorado policeman.[Jen’s Free Throws]
  • Rudy Guiliani will root for the Red Sox during the World Series, because: “I’m an American League fan, and I go with the American League team.” It’s time to bring out the snow shovels, New York. [AP]
  • Will D.C. United newcomer Luciano Emilio take his Golden Boot and leave already? He will unless they show him the money. And this being the MLS… count on him leaving. [The Offside Rules]

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