How Do You Say “I’ll take the Bears at 2 1/2″ In Spanish?

Sunday night NFL games are usually background music to us, something to have on while we either cry or smile about our fantasy performance that week. So we perked up when we heard announcer Al Michaels informing us that the Vaqueros of Dallas and the Osos from Chicago were playing. It turns out that the NFL is representin’ Hispanic Heritage Month, so Chiefs Tight End Tony Gonzalez better clear out his calendar.