It’s Not The Heat, It’s The Stupidity

The University of Central Florida decided not to install water fountains when they built their new stadium. They did it as a cost-cutting measure (to keep the stadium on budget) and to make money (at $3 per bottle of water sold). Well, it only took one game for people to start dropping like flies.

More than 45,000 fans sat in 97-degree heat on Saturday and the stadium ran out of water.
The stadium only had enough bottles of water for about half of the fans. Although, towards the end of the game vendors were giving out cups of water as fans were drinking out of the bathroom faucets.

Nas-tee. Have you seen what people do in stadium bathrooms? It doesn’t matter if it was the first game. After the ribbon cutting ceremony, the school’s chancellor probably went to each of the men’s rooms to piss in the sinks.
UCF: More Water Should Have Been Available At Football Game [WTFV, via Lion in Oil]
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