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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• UEFA Champions League: Robinho scored two goals to help Real Madrid beat Olympiakos 4-2. Lesson: thinking your awesome translates to awesomeness. Oh wait, that only works for Brazilians. Never mind. [El Universal]
• World Series: Josh Beckett and the Boston Red Sox beat the crap out of the Colorado Rockies 13-1. And please, don’t tell us you didn’t see this coming. [ESPN]
• Copa Sudamericana: Brazil’s Vasco de Gama beat Mexico’s América 1-0, but still fell short of advancing to the semi-finals for this year’s tournament. A relief because we already purchased our Águila piñata. [Gol Tv News]
• NHL: Florida Panthers cross-checked their way to a 4-3 victory against the Philadelphia Flyers. Um, we saw “goal” in the text and thought it was fútbol. Sorry. [Yahoo Sports]
• UEFA Champions League: Chelsea beat Schalke 2-0. This is what happens if you just set your mind to something and shut your bloody yap! [BBC]