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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Copa Sudamericana: Argentina’s Arsenal stun Chivas de Guadalajara by winning 3-1. Our tío back home is totally pissed. [Espn Global]
• UEFA Cup: Spain’s Getafe beats England’s Tottenham Hotspur 2-1. All we really care about is that this means more fútbol! [BBC]
• NHL: Phoenix Coyotes snip the Anaheim Ducks 1-0 in a game that made us scoff at these ridiculous team names. [LA Daily News]
• Copa Sudamericana: Uruguay’s Defensor Sporting and Argentina’s River Plate tied 2-2 in the first leg of quarter-final matches. No riots reported. [Gol Tv]
• World Boxing Championships: U.S. featherweight Raynell Williams beat France’s Khedafi Djelkhir 28-18 during preliminary rounds. But when are they going to fight without the helmets? [AP]
• World Series: The Boston Red Sox sneak past the Colorado Rockies 2-1 in game two of the series. Hey New York, your former mayor is giving the thumbs up somewhere saying “Go Sox!” [SI]