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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• NBA: And the nightmare (or fun) begins in Los Angeles. The Houston Rockets break Kobe’s 45 point tear and beat the Lakers 95-93. [Yahoo]
• Copa Sudamericana: Argentina’s River Plate advances to semifinals after draw against Uruguyan Defensor Sporting. Even we have trouble keeping up with all of these tourneys. [Goal]
• NBA: San Antonio tops Portland 106-97 in season opener. Too early to call them champs? Whatever. Tony Parker’s ruca is hot. [MSNBC]
• MLB: Hey the Dodgers finally won! Grady Little resigns as manager. Um, Mr Torre, your table is ready. [LATimes]
• NBA: Utah slaughters Golden State 117-96, but no one really cared because people were watching Kobe get his arse kicked in Los Angeles. [NYTimes]