So What Do Boston Fans Have To Whine About Now? Nothing.

Hey it’s 3:01pm. Did you hear that the Boston Red Sox finished off the sweep against the Rockies in the World Series last night? Well they did. Now all Bostonians are raging wildly because their once cursed team is now a two-time champ in four years. So what the hell is actually going on in Boston anyway? The once glorious town of champs-turned cursed sports crap-town is now neck deep in championship teams. You name a contender and they have it.

The Celtics are looking to blow the Eastern Conference away. The New England Patriots are so tight on their game they make a bunghole jealous. And then you have the Red Sox: a team which once shimmered vibrantly with the glitter of shittiness that even the Cubs looked good next to them. Well, that’s a stretch. But what is certain is that there is something magical brewing in Boston at the moment and since we’re from Los Angeles [Ed. Note: Meaning me.] we’re fucking jealous. Because as one bloke from the Boston Herald put it:

“With the way the team is currently configured, championships could become regular occurrences.”

We don’t remember you guys being so damn cocky before 2004. Whatever the case, you better enjoy it now before you’re as stale as a tortilla chip after a World Series party. P.S. Los Angeles during the 80’s (Dodgers, Raiders, and “Showtime) or Boston in the 2000’s? Ah, damn let the discussion begin.
Boston celebrates after World Series win [Canada Press]
Red Sox sweep Rockies [ESPN]
Image [Canada Press]