Getting Hit In The Crotch Never Felt So Good

13 November 2007, 6:15 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

VfB Stuttgart player Mario Gómez scored a goal this weekend with his penis. No word if the penis will take all the credit, or if Gómez will attribute the goal to God. “The Penis Of God?” Doesn’t have much of a ring to it does it?
Spaniard scores penis goal in Germany [Typically Spanish]