Heads Up: Is His Head Up?

9 November 2007, 3:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser

Yeah, we’d like to inform the guy holding the plastic that TiVo was created for moments like this. [The Offside Rules]
The legendary Orange Bowl stadium in Miami is going to be demolished and its fixtures-even the urinals-sold off as memorabilia. What’s the street value of a urinal 95,000 Dolphins fans have done lines off of? [ESPN]

NBA commissioner David Stern tells the city of Seattle that if the Supersonics leave, the league won’t ever put a team there again. And then he broke into his favorite verse of “I Will Survive.” [Slam]
With a 2-6 record, are the Raiders willing to see if their number one pick JaMarcus Russell is ready? Considering they’ve already met last year’s win total halfway through the season, sure why not? [Sporting News]
Lamar Odom was seen clubbing in L.A. with Playboy models only a week after his car crash that… oh wait. It all makes sense now. [TMZ]
If it’s one team that should never be considered out of the running for future free-agent pitching ace Johan Santana, it’s the New York Yankees. [NY Times]