Heads Up: Where’s The Benny Hill Theme When We Need It

16 November 2007, 3:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser

Apparently this keeper loved the goal so much, he pooped his pants and had to scoot his uni clean. I saw my dog do that right after Derek Fisher’s last minute shot to beat the Spurs in ‘04. [YouTube]
Real Madrid is making a move across the pond to get New York Red Bulls star Jozy Altidore. The Spaniards want to stop buying such expensive players, so they’re going American, just like when we went from a Benz to a Ford Focus. [The Offside]

Benfica midfielder Augustin Binya was given a six-month suspension for trying to break Celtic midfielder Scott Brown’s leg. [Fox Sports]
Greg Anderson, Barry Bonds’ supposed steroid supplier, never sold the former Giant out. Would your friends do the same for you?[Lion In Oil]
If you have five minutes, and have an intense dislike of the New England Patriots, play this game! [Doubt About It]
David Beckham took his Galaxy teammates out for a seven-hour drinking marathon after their crappy performance in Vancouver. At least we hope it was after. [So Feminine]
If you’re a fan of the Kazakhstan national soccer team, here’s a list of where each of the Euro 08 teams stands. Niiice. [World Soccer]