Heads Up: Your Name Wouldn’t Happen To Be Melanie, Would It?

1 November 2007, 3:15 PM. By Alex Ferreyra

And we thought the most fun we could have at the supermarket was redeeming coupons. [The Beautiful Game]
Chivas USA goalkeeper Brad Guzan has taken the prize for the MLS’ best goalkeeper, allowing only 28 goals the entire season. [Fox Sports]
A courtside seat ticket holder is suing the Raptors for putting a row in front of him. If this wins, does it give precedent against building that wall on the Texas border? [Shakedown Sports]
David Stern Does not mince words. When you’re a screw-up, he’ll let you know about it… Isiah. [Yahoo]

A nerdlinger explanation of why Alex Rodriguez is worth $27 million a year. Where was this guy when I asked for a raise? [Sporting News]
The Marlins are negotiating turning the Orange Bowl into a baseball stadium. Can they at least build it with a dome and some air conditioning to avoid what was wrong before? [Sun-Sentinal]
Jose Offerman gets two years probation for attempted murder with a bat. The judge must’ve been a Dodgers fan. [ESPN]