Jose Mourinho Picks A Fight With A Twelve Year-Old

Ex-Chelsea FC head coach Jose Mourinho has topped even his most volatile of tirades. Turns out the shortage of verbal jousts in his life has finally pushed him to the edge of insanity. Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha reported that Mourinho let loose a rage even Sir Alex would have been disgusted with, when a 12 year-old school kid said he wasn’t “the best.”

He found the culprit, a 12-year-old schoolboy, and held him by the hair while he “pulled” his ears.”
Isabel Simao, the headmistress of St Peter’s School, said it had followed a row between the boy and Matilde Mourinho.

She said: “From what I can gather it was just a typical children’s row with children’s words. She claimed her dad was the best but the boy said he wasn’t. It was as simple as that. I asked him several times if Mr Mourinho had punched or kicked him and he denied it. But I knew that Mr Mourinho had also grabbed his hair, as the child has long hair.”

It’s probably the same way he handled ex-Chelsea star Arjen Robben (currently at Real Madrid) when he got out of hand. To quote our associate editor, “This is seventeen types of awesome.” Mourinho probably screwed up the kid for good and will consequentially send his parents into bankruptcy because a lifetime of psychologist bills is surely awaiting them. Jose Mourinho: “Special One” indeed.
Mourinho ‘pulled ears of schoolboy, 12, who said he was not the best’ [This Is London, via The Offside]
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