Kaká Spawns, Set To Have The Next Evangelical Soccer Icon

Kaká’s woman, Caroline Celico, confirmed yesterday that she’s carrying her husbands first boy in her belly.

“Yes, I am expecting a boy, and I am very happy,” Celico said.

Ain’t that a relief. In five months we can expect to find out what the next, great Brazilian futbolero will look like. Since it’s a boy, all we have to look forward to is a possible brilliant soccer player in the making. Look at Zizinho’s son Giovani Dos Santos. That kid is all kinds of phenomenal. Anyone who knows anything about anything can’t negate that a good set of genes can help in establishing a perennial soccer icon. We kind of missed out on that: why do you think we got stuck as bloggers? We’re pulling a poll together at Machochip HQ: 3/1 says he’s a boy, 5/1 says a girl and 10/1 says he comes out preachin’ about baby Jesus, or Pelé; which is the same difference to Brazilians.
Será Kaká papá [El Universal]
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