‘Member? Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• NBA: Isiah Thomas and Stephon Marbury kiss and make up; but Knicks still lose. New York 81, Clippers 84. [Espn]
• Spain’s Copa Del Rey: Real Zaragoza’s 1-0 defeat to third division team Pontevedra CF is like getting beat up by a girl in front of all your friends. [Uefa]
• Mexican Soccer League: Pachuca spanked on their home turf against Cruz Azul, lose 2-0. [El Universal]
• Copa Sudamericana: We’ve got ourselves a final. Argentine club Arsenal defeated River Plate on penalties to advance. Um, told you so. [Univision]
• NBA: The Boston Celtics are good. Real good. Defeat New Jersey 91-69, improving to 7-0. [MSNBC]

Image [Getty]