‘Member? When The Bug-Eyed Ref And Zidane Were On The Pitch

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Charity Soccer: The “friends of Ronaldo” and the “friends of Zidane” got together Monday (shush) to duke it out on the pitch in an effort to end poverty. The game ended 2-2, poverty is still around and Ronaldo is still chubby. Zidane, oh he’s still freakin’ awesome. [AFP]
• World Cup Qualifier: Argentina stunned by Colombia, lose 2-1. Carlos Tevez was sent off after just 25 minutes! Someone needed a siesta, bad. Pansy. [Guardian]
• NBA: The Los Angeles Lakers win their fourth straight against Indiana, 134-114. This sorta thing happened last year, so we’re not holding our breath. [MSNBC]
• International Soccer Friendly: Nigeria edge Switzerland 1-0. [Insert Swiss joke pertaining to defense here]. Now laugh. [IHT]
• Under-21 Soccer: England hold on to a 1-1 draw against Portugal and that’s about as much satisfaction England soccer fans will get all week. [Espn Soccernet]

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