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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• European Champions’ League: Liverpool 8, Besiktas 0. It was an amazing display of…wait…who the hell is Besiktas? Do it against someone we know and we’ll talk. [Goal]
• European Champions’ League: Real Madrid coach Bernd Schuster says, “Don’t worry guys, we’ll find a way…” Yeah, right. Two game non-winning streak in Madrid means death. Real Madrid 0, Olympiakos 0. [ABC.es]
• NBA: The New York Knicks stumped Denver 119-112 proving absolutely nothing. The Knicks are still mediocre. [NYTimes]
• NBA: What’s up with all the Texas showdowns this week? Houston 89, San Antonio 81. [MSNBC]
• European Champions’ League: Filippo Inzaghi is tied for the title of big kahuna of goal scorers. AC Milan 3, Shakhtar Donetsk 0. [CNN]

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