MLS Gives The Kansas City Wizards A Pat On The Back

The MLS is confused. When it comes to their teams, they seem to get it wrong. This year, a butt load of money was allowed–with major exception–to exchange hands between the Los Angeles Galaxy and David Beckham. Look how that turned out. So what does a team like the Kansas City Wizards get for making it to the playoffs this year and employing “Comeback Player of the Year” Eddie Johnson? Only the finest ballpark in minor-league baseball. That’s right folks. The Wizards will be playing the next two seasons (2008-2009) on the lush greens of CommunityAmerica Ballpark; which is home to Double AA team “The T-Bones”, “Titan Fighting Championships”, and something called “Freaker’s Ball”.

Located near the Legends at Village West and the Kansas Speedway, the stadium will provide an intimate, family-friendly atmosphere and allow for exciting pre-game and post-game activities for fans of all ages.

Will there be magic, ponies, and fun rides too? Tell us brilliant soccer guru.

“The Wizards soccer team is a great attraction for Kansas City. So are Village West, The Legends and CommunityAmerica Ballpark. Combining these world-class attractions is a win for soccer fans and all Kansas City residents…Our fans’ gameday experience should include both pre-game and post-game festivities. With the Legends right next door, we have a unique opportunity to introduce our fans to this extended experience.”

Further investigation reveals the over-hyped “Legends” they keep mentioning is a shopping mall. So when did Major League Soccer induct the holiday destinations guide manual to promote teams? MLS, we want soccer, not cologne.

Kansas City Wizards announce KCK as home for 2008, 2009 soccer seasons [KansasCityKansan]