Wanderlei Silva Needs Two-Ply To Wipe Up Blood

“The Axe Murderer” Wanderlei Silva is set to take on Chuck Liddell in December for some serious UFC mula; but you didn’t think that’s where all of his money came from, did ya? Toilet paper endorsements doesn’t scream flashy, but it fits Silva well. We’re positive he needs the extra quilted stuff to soak up all of the blood from his victims. Keep some of those handy for Liddell.