Alex Rodriguez Sounds So Sad With $275 Million In His Pocket. Cheer Up, Dick!

Alex Rodriguez doesn’t appear to be on the “Mitchell Report’s” list of ball-shrinkers, but he’ll be on a New York Yankees roster for the next decade. The Rodmeister completed his record-breaking $275 million, 10 year deal with the Yankees today and he’s really sorry about all the chaos he created in October.

Rodriguez said opting out was “a mistake that was handled extremely poorly.”
“It was a huge debacle,” he said, calling the timing “distasteful and very inappropriate. I made mistakes. I’ve got to look in the mirror. If I had to do it again, I would’ve called Hank from Day 1 and negotiated myself,” Rodriguez said.

It was probably Scott Boras’ idea to screw that stripper too, wasn’t it? Come A-Rod. Tell us. Ok fine, but Rodriguez did spew a quick blurb about his break-up with his longtime sports agent.

A-Rod said Boras gave him the impression the Yankees weren’t interested in bringing him back, which surprised him.
“Our goals were not aligned,” Rodriguez said. “It felt funny to me.”

Hey! There’s A-Rod laughing all the way to the bank. Oh no. It’s just another rich prick that looks like him.
Rodriguez finalizes $275M deal with Yankees [Espn]
Image [NYTimes]