Champions League Knockout Stage Match-ups Unveiled, Get Your Voodoo Dolls Ready

The knockout stage match ups of the Champions League were unveiled today and it looks like every other damn year; except for Fenerbahce of course. We’re rooting for them a bit because their freakin’ scary. If their fans our as threatening as this, then we’re all about them continuing in the tourney. We asked Santa for Liverpool to be matched up with AC Milan in the first round, you know, just to get that stupid revenge talk out of the way before we’re bludgeoned to death by it.

Rafa Benitez: We’ll be ready for AC Milan. We remember last year and we can’t bare another loss against them. I think we can…oh my bocadillo is here, I gotta go.
AC Milan: Prego.

You just know that exact quote is going to make it’s round soon. So if you’re reading this, and not out on the 15 heading towards Las Vegas for a weekend of pre-Christmas debauchery, then we want to know who you want to see progress; maybe who you want to see lose; and we definitely want to know why AC Milan are annoying Italian douchebags if you think AC Milan are going to repeat.
Champions League Knockout Stage Draw Looks Rough for Italian Clubs [FanHouse]
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