Cristiano Ronaldo’s Mom Is A Trash-Talker

Cristiano Ronaldo must not be a happy man today. Not only did he lose out to Kaká for European soccer player of the year, but the referee who gave him a yellow card for flopping against Fulham–negating his first hat trick in Manchester red–has angered his ATM-holdin’ mamma.

“My mum sometimes says to me ‘why do you never score a hat-trick?!’ But I always tell her I’m happy to keep scoring two goals.”

Damn, mom is kinda tough. We wonder if she’ll let him in the door during Christmas. Ha! Who are we kidding, EPL players don’t get to celebrate Christmas. But it looks like Cristiano has been in the giving mood lately.

“I’m a winger, not a striker, but my mentality is always to try and help the team, whether it is by making a goal or scoring one.”

Ooh, looks like someone got an advance copy of Kaká’s The Key To Being The Best Is Playing On A Winning Team.
Earlier: Ronaldo’s ATM PIN Is M-A-M-M-A-S-B-O-Y
Ronaldo: Con rocked my Mum [Sun UK]
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