Derek Jeter Faceplants Into The Roger Clemens Ordeal

We’re perturbed that some of the named Mitchell Report players aren’t coughing their guilt up–ahem, Clemens; but when teammates start to arrive in droves with loyalty, we cringe. Why, for once, can’t a teammate say, “Yeah that shmuck was totally using and he’s an a-hole for doing it?” Santa, can you help?
Derek Jeter has come out to support Roger Clemens alleged steroid use and wants everyone to know that they shouldn’t declare that cheating bastard Roger Clemens a cheater yet because we don’t know the full story.

“Seems like now people are rushing to judgment and I think you have to let it play out a little bit before you make your decision on whether he’s guilty or not,” Jeter said.

What the hell are we supposed to wait for: another list? Or pictures of scar tissue on Clemens’ ass? The imagery is so haunting today!

Jeter, Joba back Clemens; lawyer bashes media reports [ESPN]
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