German Goalkeeper Oliver Kahn Needs To Speak Your Language To Do His Job

It must be a drag for a club as big as Bayern Munich to be playing in the not good enough Uefa Cup instead of the Champions League this year. After a dismal start to their Bundesliga season, the German squad has made little progress in stumping the critics who say they are overrated. There are really no answers as to…oh nevermind, Oliver Kahn has the answer.

“The new players need to get used to our high expectations,” the 38-year-old rasped in Kicker Magazine.
“It’s not enough to make a bright start - one or two players have to learn that two or three good games aren’t enough.
“Bayern is not Marseille or Fiorentina – we are like Real Madrid, Barcelona or Manchester United.
“Furthermore, it is hard to get the team together as we always need three interpreters. We aren’t playing enjoyable football anymore and every game it is getting a bit worse.”

Whatever man. Try ordering Mexican food from a Chinese guy when you’re drunk at 4am and then talk to us about bad results.

Angry Kahn rages at Toni [Channel 4, via The Offside]
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