Heads Up: Our Early Warning Systems Are On Red Alert

3 December 2007, 3:45 PM. By Daniel Mauser

Here’s Nicolas Anelka of EPL’s Bolton this past weekend making the same boneheaded play you’ve seen before. But then you read something like this, and maybe it’s not so boneheaded (cha-ching!)[YouTube]
Ashley Young of Aston Villa decided to give a girl a “spanky the wanky” webcam show before his match this weekend. Man, all we ever did pre-game was stretch our quads. [Kickette]

Boca Juniors’ (re)new prize Juan Roman Riquelme wont be playing for his new team during the Club World Cup next week. It turns out they didn’t put his name on the roster last week during sign-ins. What is this, homeroom? Let the man play. [Fox Sports]
The scoreboard during last night’s Warriors-Sonics game caught on fire during the first quarter. We knew the Sonics were going to have a fire sale before they moved to Oklahoma City, but this is ridiculous! (rimshot) [KOMOTV]
Tony Romo has become the next big marketing thing—he wins football games, he dates smoking hot actresses and he’s not Michael Vick. [Dallas Business Journal]
Johan Santana told the Twins to trade him, or else he’ll use his no-trade clause this year to get really paid next season. Unfortunately this wasn’t while a boom box behind him was playing “I Will Survive.” [Fox Sports]

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