How Much Would You Bid To Hang Out With An MLS Trophy?

The two-time defending MLS-champion Houston Dynamo are giving everyone the chance (as long as they live near H-Town and can pony up the dough) to spend Christmas Day with one of their trophies. Not since Little Jon “crunked” around with the Stanley Cup a few years ago has there been a chance a major league sport’s championship trophy could end up in the wrong hands.

If you’re a Dynamo fan within deep enough pockets, you can bid on the chance to do whatever you want with the trophies. And I mean anything. You just need to live within 40 miles of Houston, and be willing to spend an hour with the media on Christmas Day. Oh yeah, and have enough money to do it.

But amazingly, with less than 24 hours to go the auction has garnered just 7 bids, with the current price being $550. That’s it! So come on, Dynamo fans! It is for charity, after all! And think of all the photos you can upload onto your Facebook account afterwards…

Uh, if you want us to pay for hanging out with the trophy, Facebook’s the last incriminating place we’re going to upload our photos.
Here’s How You Can Spend Christmas With An MLS Cup Trophy [Lion In Oil]
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