Jose Canseco’s Biceps Know More Than The Mitchell Report

We found another reason to torture you with Jose Canseco nipple pics. The former bash-brother was stunned when he caught a whiff of the “Mitchell Report” yesterday and Alex Rodriguez’s name wasn’t on the list. It’s cool Jose, we’re still 1000% certain Raul Mondesi should be on there. That guy looks like he was breastfed roids. Hm. Canseco, who was barred from attending the Michell Report press conference, declared that Rodriguez, among others, should’ve been on the list.

“All I can say is the Mitchell Report is incomplete,” Canseco said. “I could not believe that (Rodriguez’s) name was not in the report.”

A reporter tried to ask him another question, but no luck: Canseco just kept blabbering.

“It’s laughable,” Canseco said of the list…”I heard the report, I saw the list of players and there are definitely a lot of players missing. I don’t know what they accomplished or what they are trying to prove.”

It’s no secret that the US government wants to gather super-humans for wartime. This list is simply comprised of the prospects with the greatest potential to rip a human being in half. Come on Jose, you know this.

Jose Canseco: A-Rod got off the hook [NYDailyNews]
Image [Sportswrap]