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Whas Happened At Machochip During The Week

• The internet rules and it doesn’t like Cristiano Ronaldo.
• Sports mistresses want some extra lovin’ from you.
• Does Michael Vick get holiday pay during his jail-term? Probably not.
• …He should stay away from the fried chicken, however.
• “Lionel Messi is totally the coolest Latino soccer player out there,” says Sports Illustrated.
• Miguel Tejada is traded to Houston…
• …Miguel Tejada named as steroid user in “Mitchell Report.” We laughed.
• Does your kid look like “Chaka” and have an amazing backhand?
• Tony Parker is (maybe) shagging another chick.
• Alex Rodriguez is, once again, the richest dickhead in the world.
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