Maradona Crazy Watch: Boca Juniors New Advisor Will Have A Hard Time Buying His Dope.

Our favorite pee-on, Diego Maradona, recently gained an advisory position (whatever the hell that means) with Boca Juniors. It was rumored this week that his first challenge consisted of finding a replacement for current coach Miguel Angel Russo. Maradona quickly denied the rumors and offered his apologies to the coach for making him squirm like a Guantanamo prisoner. But who cares about all that, right? How much is the guy getting paid?!

Maradona, who captained the Argentine team that won the World Cup in Mexico City in 1986, was formally appointed as Boca’s soccer adviser on Monday, but does not receive a salary.

This will definitely slow down his crack intake, but Italy are probably wondering: “WTF! Gimme my money!”

Maradona denies Simeone rumors [People's Daily Online]