‘Member? Club América Gets Plucked, UCLA’s Crap, And Guess What: The NY Giants Aren’t That Bad After All.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Copa Sudamericana Final: Club América falls to Arsenal of Argentina 3-2 at home, making Chivas de Guadalajara fans the happiest people on earth. That’s how it works with that rivalry, right? [Terra]
• NFL: We had to read the “Eli Manning leads late touchdown drives as Giants rally” headline a few times before we realized it wasn’t an article from The Onion. NY Giants 21, Chicago Bears 16. [Canadian Press]
• College Basketball: We think a Longhorn killing a Bruin in the wild is considered an upset as well. UCLA 61, Texas 63. [Houston Chronicle]
• England’s Premiership: Liverpool turns Bolton into a serving of blood pudding, win 4-0. [Espn Soccernet]
• Mexican Soccer League Playoffs: Pumas lose 4-2 to Santos, but like, totally still win because they’re going to play in the finals. Word. [Univision]
• Spain’s La Liga: Villareal’s post-Riquelme-ensuing downward spiral has commenced. Valladolid 2, Villareal 0. [AFP]
• NBA: Somebody ordered a can of whoop-ass in San Antonio and the Spurs obliged. Portland 79, San Antonio 100. [UPI]

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