‘Member? Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Double, Baltimore Self-Destructs And Hamlet Lives!

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• England’s Premiership League: Monday Night Football…in England sees Man Utd. dive past Fulham 2-0. Ronaldo scores a double and his ego is fully restored after losing Balon d’Or to the other best soccer player in the world. [Telegraph UK]
• NFL: We grimace, we wail and in the end it seems fitting. New England crawls back from a deficit to beat Baltimore 27-24 to stay undefeated. [Espn]
• NBA: What’s worse: the banging of a cowbell, or stepping on chewing tobacco spit? Eh. Sacramento Kings 107, Houston Rockets 99. [NYTimes]
• English Championship: Apparently, Hamlet’s goons are on the loose and mascarading as soccer teams. Scunthorpe and Blackpool draw 1-1. [Espn Soccernet]

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