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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Uefa Champions League: Hey Eto’o! Welcome to the party. Stop picking fights with Ronaldinho. Now score! Barcelona 3, Stuttgart 1. [Sporting Life]
• NBA: Did the Sacramento Kings have Vlade Divac at center last night? Boston 90, Kings 78. [Canadian Press]
• Uefa Champions League: What’s the point in shanking the opposition when you’ve already qualified? Nimrods. Man Utd. 1, Roma 1. [Telegraph UK]
• NBA: The fans must have struck again. Seattle 117, New York 110. [Espn]
• World Club Cup: [Spitting in palms] We don’t care if a team outplays an opponent for 88 out of 90 minutes. When a premier team wins 1-0 as a favorite, it’s a slither. AC Milan 1, Urawa Red Diamonds 0. [ CNN]

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