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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• MLB: Isn’t that picture cool? Just in case you were stuck in the shitter all day, the “Mitchell Report” cited 86 different players from all thirty teams who indulged in steroid cocktails at one point or another in their careers. It’s like an endless row of “Friday the 13th” up in here. [SI]
• Chilean Soccer League: Colo Colo beat Universidad de Chile 2-0 to advance to the finals of “quirkiest sports names.” [Espn]
• NBA: The Los Angeles Lakers took a break from sucking to beat the Spurs who were taking a night off as well. LA 102, San Antonio 97. [LATimes]
• NFL: Houston Texans are in the “hunt for the playoffs?” Crazy. Houston 31, Denver 13. [National Post]

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