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Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend

• NFL: The New York Giants didn’t listen to a damn word we said. New England Patriots 38, New York 31. [FoxSports]
• England Premiership: Did Nery forget to save enough money to purchase a plane ticket? Manchester City 0, Liverpool 0. [Independent]
• NFL: Washington is in the playoffs. Caaaan. Youuuu. Dig itttt? Washington 27, Dallas 6. [ESPN]
• England Premiership: Cristiano Ronaldo is human. Sort of. Manchester United 1, West Ham United 2. [Telegraph UK]
• NBA: The Los Angeles Lakers wore throwback uniforms for their game against Boston. It was a tribute to “Showtime.” Unfortunately, they left “Showtime” in the 80’s. Zing! Los Angeles 91, Boston 110. [ESPN]