‘Member? Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather Stays Pretty

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Boxing: Floyd Mayweather TKO’d Ricky Hatton in round 10 to retain his title. He then declared the Dallas Mavericks would go to the NBA Finals. Someone order him a CAT Scan. [Telegraph UK]
• Mexican Soccer League Final: Atlante beat Pumas 2-1 to win first championship in 14 years. [Canadien Press]
• NFL: The Pittsburgh Steelers guaranteed win was as solid as an offensive lineman’s belly. New England 34, Pittsburgh 13. [NYTimes]
• English Premiership: Arsenal drop points in stunning loss to Middlesbrough, 2-1. No one really thinks they’re going to win the title, right? [ITV]
• NBA: The Lakers don’t go on winning streaks. They won last night against Golden State 123-113, so they’ll lose the next one by a landslide. [Espn]
• Spain’s La Liga: Ruud Van Nistelrooy scores the game-winner against Bilbao (1-0), wants a contract extension, will get it and Real Madrid stay on top of the tables. [Independent]

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