‘Member? Thank You For Boxing Day EPL.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Premiership: Manchester find warmth in the depths of Sunderland. That translates to they kicked their arse. Man Utd. 4, Sunderland 0. [Independent]
• Premiership: Rafa Benitez gets to keep his job for another week. Liverpool 2, Derby County 1. [Guardian UK]
• NBA: The Miami Heat are really doing a bad job exemplifying their team name right now. Philly 96, Miami 85. [Seattle Pi]
• Premiership: In basketball terms, Arsenal FC got stuffed by Portsmouth; but they kind of stuffed back. It was boring. Arsenal 0, Portsmouth 0. [Telegraph]
• NBA: Now it’s just like taking money from a coked out stripper candy from a baby. Orlando Magic 110, New York Knicks 96. [Orlando Sentinel]